Friday, April 15, 2011

Mom's PA

What's so weird about the title? Everybody's got a part-time job; Sarah Hazimah at some fancy hotel (I'm just guessing..hehe), Amir Rayhan still lovin' it, Sharmimi Razak on her way to being Chief Executive Officer of TESCO (hehe), Hanis and Yana showering babies in nurseries-Wow they're superhardworking! And my part-time job?It's really cool, you know, like being a secret agent. It also feels like being a rockstar, doing a tour around Malaysia. Hahahaha. I'm actually being mama's PA-this month, she's practically assigned for seminars in lots of places around Malaysia, and since I'm the baby of the family, there's always a spot for me. I've been to Genting, then Seremban last night. Literally, although I was the only teenager, I kind of fit in with the crowd. haha. I don't know why, but everytime I walk somewhere, there would be strangers saying, "Nila anak Puan Zaharah...Syatrah ye??"
Sheesh..I don't know what my mother talks about me to them. Haha. And they were cool, too with Aunty _____ (put a lovely 60's or 70's name here) telling me about her daughter who studies medicine in India.
She narrated to me about one time she was Skype-ing with her daughter:


Daughter: Ma, malam ni ______ ajak kawan tidur dalam bilik.
Aunty _____: Lah, bilik tu kan kecik, kenapa nak tidur 2 orang?
Daughter: Kejap eh ma, tengok ni..


(And the daughter pulls out something from under her bed,...........................................................................................which appears to be a real human hand)


Isn't that cool?

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

best merantau!!!err.. part yg last ni aku kurang faham...

Fardeya said...

Ko jadi PA aku nak? hahhaha

asya said...

Nadhirah: best gak r..tapi aku sorang jer..hahaha best r jd popular dlm klgn org2 dewasa haha

Fardeya: uwekk sampai aku beruban pon aku tanak jd PA kau..haha buang mase..hahaha :DD

asya said...

Nadhirah: medic kat india kn exotic sket sbb spesimen sng dpt kn..heheh so diorang kener bwat hw apetah,kener bwk balik organ2..pastu die simpanla bwh katil..die takot kot nk tdo sorang2 mlm tu, sbb tu die ajk kwn dia tdo skali..

Anonymous said...

eee... skali spesimen tu boley gerak2 macam siput babi...

asya said...

kalau cmtu aku bole tanggung kot...da ader pngalaman kn,nadhirah..benci kau..hahaha

Unknown said...

pehh best doe ade tgn bwh katil!hahaha.

Sarah said...

Haha!nanti letak jantung plak bawah katil kau!(kalau berdegup aku x tahu ea..)

p/s : aku kerja kat kedai buku la..hotel ritu aku jadi sukarelawani untuk org2 buta~
=)

asya said...

Jiea: 1 hari nnt kau akn rase gak..hehe nk biasekn diri letakla kuku bwh katil hahaha :))

Sarah: letak hatila bwh katil aku...romantik siket hahaha..wahh bestnyer charity work :DD good job Sarah!

Sarah said...

Syatrah...secara biologi,hati tu liver..nanti kuar greenish fluid..ahaha..yucks..-.-"
gurau2!

asya said...

kalau FATTY LIVER lagi gempak hahaha :DD