Ashes

Currently what I'm adoring right now. No princesses, high heels, prada, sugar and lemons(sweet ones), that I can assure you. It's all a journey of bitterness, darkness, blood, human-killing machines, nightmares that feels real. It's a matter of who you can trust. Wicked.

If you mind to read, the synopsis:

Seventeen-year old Alex is hiking through the wilderness when it happens: an earth-shattering electromagnetic pulse that destroys almost everything.

Survivors are divided between those who have developed a superhuman sense and those who have acquired a taste for human flesh. These flesh-hunters stalk the land: hungry, ruthless and increasingly clever...

Alex meets Tom, a young army veteran, and Ellie, a lost girl. They will fight together and be torn apart, but ALex must face the most difficult question of all: in such a vastly changed world, who can you trust?

I do wonder, if I'm ever her, what could I do? Being alone in the woods and all, with monsters running towards me, ready to rip my heart out, and gobble down my eyeballs. 

1. I could run, perhaps, but not fast enough before they pull my legs apart.

2. Maybe I could intimidate them, somehow, like: "WHOA you need some serious toothbrushing, honey."

3. I could play reverse psychology, like : "YEAH my eyeballs are really good. Pleeeease eat them. And my thighs taste like chicken. Make sure you wash your hands first."

4. Act like them, pull my best killer expression like I've seen in Dawn of the Dead or The Living Dead, and probably pretend to chew down some skin that I stumble upon.

Uhuh, I'm so dead meat.