If Everybody Munches on Raisins

This is not a joke. I'm dead serious about this. (Please ignore me..this is the effect of being refrigerated in an air-conditioned room for hours. Cold, hungry, stiff, numb). While drawing Lewis diagrams and imagining them to be something more interesting, I pictured the valence electron dots as raisins. Coincidentally, there was a big round bottle of "Organic Raisins; Jumbo Size; Made in USA" in front of me, and at that moment, I could notice no other things, as if a bright light coming out of nowhere was spotlighting on the bottle of savory goodness. Ludwig Van Beethoven's masterpiece starts filling the air...(trust me, I don't even know which ones were his masterpieces).
Raisins. Not everybody favours them. But undeniably, they're nutritiously beneficial to us, aren't they? And it happened that some flamboyant imagination crept into my mind; what if everybody munches on raisins?
Now that would be a rare sight, wouldn't it? What if raisin is today's black? Okay, not just munching on raisins, but also living a life revolving ultimately around raisins. Like it's the newest trend that nobody can miss, like an epidemic lifestyle spreading wilder and faster than K-Pop. Like when people are busy holding iPhones and Blackberries, they are now holding boxes of raisins! They've got their backpacks, handbags, guitar cases, briefcases, ALL filled with overflowing raisins. As far as I can tell, in central UK, you can see almost everybody with earplugs, listening to music from iPods, what if you change the situation with everybody with their mouths munching, people dating in the parks, joggers, taxi drivers, babies in prams, people on strike, window cleaners-everyone munching on raisins! And that's not just yet, you run to the window of Burberry's eager to buy that new Spring Season latest handbag, but instead, you find a brown-and-sticky-looking hanbag that is apparently made of raisins. It's not that bad..okay,it's worse that bad. But look at the bright side! If everybody's filling their tummies with raisins, there shall be no cardiovascular diseases wouldn't it? (and my ambition is perished...sigh..), plus, nobody would complain and fret about how fat they are. Duh, raisins won't give you that extra flab. Try looking for less-sugar and cholestrol-free. :D
Moreover, the adults always told me that raisins would make one smart...whether or not they're lying, my intuitions tell me that it's a good snack for the brain. I wonder what would happen if Earthlings are all so intelligent that no school is needed. Cool, eh?
So, there's no need to cramp our heads thinking about difficult ways to improve our lifestyle. Just buy raisins. Available everywhere, for RM2.** . 

Please pray that I do well in my upcoming mid-semester exams :)) I need you prayers and your faith in me (: Thanks so much <3